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‘Does Happiness depend upon comfort? ’ The answer is definitely a big, ‘No! ’ Happiness lies in not comforts alone! Happiness is not a static quality of the human mind, body and soul.
All can’t remain happy all the time. It would be foolishness to wish for a life, filled with happiness alone; Happiness is more when woes come in-between. Happiness is just a feeling weird!
Life could become boring and monotonous, when happiness is prolonged. Even the pauper can be happier than the prince. Even the beggar smiles and sleeps well, despite much strife.
Happiness is a frame of mind that’s dynamic in nature; Happiness is a kind of mood of feeling very well; Happiness is a state of one, when life seems worth living; Happiness is something strange that varies with time, experience and wisdom.
Happiness is all within; Happiness is in giving; Happiness is in sharing; Happiness is the ceiling, whatever you fix!
Happiness does not wholly depend on comforts; Happiness cannot be bought by money; Happiness is not all luxury; Happiness is abstract to the core!
Happiness is in being child-like, though adult; Happiness is in making and seeing the less fortunate ones, smile; Happiness is in acting adult-like, although a child Happiness is in giving something to someone, although you still need it.
Happiness is in sacrificing for others’ sake; Happiness is in giving up your chance to someone, who most needs it; Happiness is in doing acts of charity; Happiness is when you’ve led a righteous life.
Happiness to some is in dreams alone; Happiness to some doing risky feats; Happiness to a few is in a sheer lazy life; Happiness to some is in yeoman service to mankind.
Happiness is a phenomenon; Happiness is a quirk of fate; Happiness is quite rare and scarce at times; Happiness to some is in living in a virtual world!
Happiness is in braving the storms of life; Happiness is in toiling for others’ sakes; Happiness is in sharing your talents and ken; Happiness is in loving your poor brethren.
Copyright by Dr John Celes 6-15-2008
-- Live.. Love.. Laugh
"Living" is dancing around in ur underwear, "Laughing" is walking in on someone doing that &"Loving" is accepting ur friends for not knocking on the door first and the laughs that follow
roses will bloom as you become her groom and i crawl to my doom without you
wind will blow again as i cry in the rain and endure all this pain because of you
every night i'll cry on the floor i'll die whispering goodbye to your fading image in front of me
i wished it would be just an illusion or some kind of confusion but i was wrong, i came to the conclusion that you want to be with her
erase that smile of your face you said you loved me, but that's not the case you threw my heart in space and left me to do the chase
she must feel like a princess being with you is a bliss i bet she never felt like this like soaring above the clouds
now i'm left with no one by my side with my wounds and scars to hide with my spirit left aside to watch you enter the cage of your eternal happiness and my eternal rage
like you said before life is a stage and the hero can't die no matter how deadly things may seem lucky me, i'm the hero of my play and i can't die but believe me i wish
-- Live.. Love.. Laugh
"Living" is dancing around in ur underwear, "Laughing" is walking in on someone doing that &"Loving" is accepting ur friends for not knocking on the door first and the laughs that follow
THIS IS FROM AREA51NEWMEXICO I DO NOT CLAIM TO OWN ANYTHING IT IS JUST FOR FUN
How to keep a healthy level of insanity...Do three of these per day By John and Andrew
"Insanity is a tool, use it well." - Robert Clark
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Insist that your e mail address is: Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyname.com
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronised chair dancing.
6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'
10) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
11) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
13) Dont use any punctuation
14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
15) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
16) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
17) Sing along at the opera.
18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)
20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3."
21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend the potluck party because you're not in the mood.
23) Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.
24) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
25) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!""3rd time this week!!!"
26) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
27) Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do."
28) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
29) Every time you see a broom, yell "Honey, your mother is here!"
30) UsE RAnDoM cAPiTaliZaTiON iN EvEryTHiNg YOu wrITe
31) Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes.
32) Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
33) "Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes since you did this.
34) Slap the boss's face every time he interrupts your afternoon nap.
35) Pee up your office door, your desk or your cubicle and growl at anyone that comes near.
36) Follow delivery men around in pure James Bond style, but make it very obvious.
37) Persistantly call your bosses 'sweetcheeks' and wink at them in front of everyone.
38) Whenever you answer the phone, do so in a french accent, and slowly change it to a japanese accent.
39) Belch loudly over the intercom, then ask if anyone wants to hear a fart.
40) When the boss starts talking to you, open and drink a bottle of ketchup.
41) Put those hole reinforcing circles on the center of you eyeglasses. Now go to that executive meeting.
42) Turn your monitor facing the wall, if anyone asks what you're doing, say that this is the most interesting side of the monitor
43) Have races in the corridors with chairs that don't have wheels on them
44) Hold open automatic doors for people.
45) Threaten to jump out of a ground floor window.
46) Bring empty crisps and buscuit packets and sandwich bag to work in your packed lunch box and pretend to eat it. Make sure the wrappers are different each day, you need variety in life.
47) Replace the mouse with a real mouse.
48) Delibrately get colleagues names wrong.
49) Ask at a newsagent if they will read the paper to you or at least give you the general jist of it.
50) Eat stink bombs before french kissing.
51) Drive to work and walk back.
52) Ask to borrow a pencil, snap it infront of their face, then point at the car park and ask which one is theirs.
53) Wear socks on the outside of your shoes.
54) End all sentences with ".co.uk".
55) Play bagpipes in meetings.
56) Go to an interview, act like your the interviewer.
57) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
58) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
59) While riding an lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
60) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
61) Poke holes in the bottoms of all the styraphome coffee cups in the break room.
-- Live.. Love.. Laugh
"Living" is dancing around in ur underwear, "Laughing" is walking in on someone doing that &"Loving" is accepting ur friends for not knocking on the door first and the laughs that follow
Signs To Tell You've Been Online Too Long Originally posted on the Area 51 Forum
1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL".
3. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.
4. You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other.
5. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out".
6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.
8. You have to get a 2d phone line just so you can call Pizza Hut.
9. You go into labour and you stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away.
10. You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.
11. You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, or complete sentences.
12. You have met over 100 AOLers.
13. You begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
14. When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!"
15. You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep.
16. You turn down the lights & close the blinds so people won't know you're on-line again.
17. You know more about your AOL friends' daily routines than you do your own spouses.
18. You find yourself lying to others about your time on-line & when they complain that your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook.
19. You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.
20. You would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much than the truth (online all night).
21. You change your screen names so much that you have to look at your own profile to see who you are.
22. Your kids are standing at your side saying, "Mommy, please come and cook" dinner and you would rather type another "LOL".
23. You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time.
24. You won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved.
25. Your dog leaves you.
26. You have to ask what year it is.
27. You write a letter like this.. "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well I gotta go bbl!"
28. You name your pets after people you talk to.
29. You smile sideways...
30. You sign on & immediately get 10 IMs from people who have you on their buddy list.
31. You look at an annoying person off-line & wish you had your ignore button handy.
32. You bring a bag lunch & a cooler to the computer.
33. Your significant other kisses your neck while you're chatting & you think "uh oh cyber sex perv".
34. You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours.
35. You use AOL lingo in everyday life (if you still have one he he he).
36. You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling.
37. Your buddy list has over 100 people on it.
38. Your worse comeback to a bully is "I'll slap ya w/a rubber chicken!"
39. You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get online before you have your first cup of coffee.
40. You have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake.
41. You have your computer set so it goes directly into AOL's welcome screen.
42. You don't know where the time has gone.
43. You end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while writing letters by hand.
44. You get up at 2am to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer instead.
45. You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.
46. You enter a room & 23 people greet you w/((hugs)) or **kisses**.
47. You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme.
48. Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n & I will TTYL".
49. You type faster than you think.
50. You got your psychiatrist addicted to AOL too & are now undergoing therapy in private rooms instead of at his office.
51. You want to be buried with your computer when it dies or vice versa.
52. You actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted.
53. You can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie.
54. People say, "If it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes & fingers, you would have been classified as a vegetable!"
55. You dream in "text".
56. Being called a Newbie is a "MAJOR" insult.
57. There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really bored.
58. You don't want to leave in case you miss something.
59. You double click your TV remote.
60. You can now type over 70wpm.
61. You think about starting a 12-step recovery group for AOL junkies.
62. You are on the phone a minute & need to do something else & say "BRB" or "BBL".
63. You check your Email and forget you have real mail aka snail mail.
64. You go into withdrawals during dinner.
65. You spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say goodbye to everyone in a room.
66. You stop speaking in full sentences.
67. You have gone into an unstaffed Tech Support room & ended up "giving" tech support to other AOLers.
68. You have to be pried from your computer by the "Jaws of Life".
69. You know what a "snert" is.
70. You set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted to check your mail" & while there you "just wanted to see who was online".
-- Live.. Love.. Laugh
"Living" is dancing around in ur underwear, "Laughing" is walking in on someone doing that &"Loving" is accepting ur friends for not knocking on the door first and the laughs that follow
"Living" is dancing around in ur underwear, "Laughing" is walking in on someone doing that &"Loving" is accepting ur friends for not knocking on the door first and the laughs that follow
will you add me?? to your life ?? nope... i dont think so so did you recognize me?? its just i want to tell you its the end you are not the person who i used to know you are new strange person i dont know you anymore im sure you do recognize me now i apologize for what i said but its the truth you will not be in my life but you will be always in my heart
kolona gaza
The answer is definitely a big, ‘No! ’
Happiness lies in not comforts alone!
Happiness is not a static quality of the human mind, body and soul.
All can’t remain happy all the time.
It would be foolishness to wish for a life, filled with happiness alone;
Happiness is more when woes come in-between.
Happiness is just a feeling weird!
Life could become boring and monotonous, when happiness is prolonged.
Even the pauper can be happier than the prince.
Even the beggar smiles and sleeps well, despite much strife.
Happiness is a frame of mind that’s dynamic in nature;
Happiness is a kind of mood of feeling very well;
Happiness is a state of one, when life seems worth living;
Happiness is something strange that varies with time, experience and wisdom.
Happiness is all within;
Happiness is in giving;
Happiness is in sharing;
Happiness is the ceiling, whatever you fix!
Happiness does not wholly depend on comforts;
Happiness cannot be bought by money;
Happiness is not all luxury;
Happiness is abstract to the core!
Happiness is in being child-like, though adult;
Happiness is in making and seeing the less fortunate ones, smile;
Happiness is in acting adult-like, although a child
Happiness is in giving something to someone, although you still need it.
Happiness is in sacrificing for others’ sake;
Happiness is in giving up your chance to someone, who most needs it;
Happiness is in doing acts of charity;
Happiness is when you’ve led a righteous life.
Happiness to some is in dreams alone;
Happiness to some doing risky feats;
Happiness to a few is in a sheer lazy life;
Happiness to some is in yeoman service to mankind.
Happiness is a phenomenon;
Happiness is a quirk of fate;
Happiness is quite rare and scarce at times;
Happiness to some is in living in a virtual world!
Happiness is in braving the storms of life;
Happiness is in toiling for others’ sakes;
Happiness is in sharing your talents and ken;
Happiness is in loving your poor brethren.
Copyright by Dr John Celes 6-15-2008
--
"Living" is dancing around in ur underwear,
"Laughing" is walking in on someone doing that &"Loving" is accepting ur friends for not knocking on the door first and the laughs that follow
as you become her groom
and i crawl to my doom without you
wind will blow again
as i cry in the rain
and endure all this pain
because of you
every night i'll cry
on the floor i'll die
whispering goodbye
to your fading image in front of me
i wished it would be just an illusion
or some kind of confusion
but i was wrong, i came to the conclusion
that you want to be with her
erase that smile of your face
you said you loved me, but that's not the case
you threw my heart in space
and left me to do the chase
she must feel like a princess
being with you is a bliss
i bet she never felt like this
like soaring above the clouds
now i'm left with no one by my side
with my wounds and scars to hide
with my spirit left aside
to watch you enter the cage
of your eternal happiness
and my eternal rage
like you said before
life is a stage
and the hero can't die
no matter how deadly things may seem
lucky me, i'm the hero of my play
and i can't die
but believe me i wish
--
"Living" is dancing around in ur underwear,
"Laughing" is walking in on someone doing that &"Loving" is accepting ur friends for not knocking on the door first and the laughs that follow
How to keep a healthy level of insanity...Do three of these per day
By John and Andrew
"Insanity is a tool, use it well." - Robert Clark
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Insist that your e mail address is: Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyname.com
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronised chair dancing.
6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'
10) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
11) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
13) Dont use any punctuation
14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
15) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
16) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
17) Sing along at the opera.
18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)
20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3."
21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend the potluck party because you're not in the mood.
23) Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.
24) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
25) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!""3rd time this week!!!"
26) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
27) Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do."
28) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
29) Every time you see a broom, yell "Honey, your mother is here!"
30) UsE RAnDoM cAPiTaliZaTiON iN EvEryTHiNg YOu wrITe
31) Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes.
32) Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
33) "Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes since you did this.
34) Slap the boss's face every time he interrupts your afternoon nap.
35) Pee up your office door, your desk or your cubicle and growl at anyone that comes near.
36) Follow delivery men around in pure James Bond style, but make it very obvious.
37) Persistantly call your bosses 'sweetcheeks' and wink at them in front of everyone.
38) Whenever you answer the phone, do so in a french accent, and slowly change it to a japanese accent.
39) Belch loudly over the intercom, then ask if anyone wants to hear a fart.
40) When the boss starts talking to you, open and drink a bottle of ketchup.
41) Put those hole reinforcing circles on the center of you eyeglasses. Now go to that executive meeting.
42) Turn your monitor facing the wall, if anyone asks what you're doing, say that this is the most interesting side of the monitor
43) Have races in the corridors with chairs that don't have wheels on them
44) Hold open automatic doors for people.
45) Threaten to jump out of a ground floor window.
46) Bring empty crisps and buscuit packets and sandwich bag to work in your packed lunch box and pretend to eat it. Make sure the wrappers are different each day, you need variety in life.
47) Replace the mouse with a real mouse.
48) Delibrately get colleagues names wrong.
49) Ask at a newsagent if they will read the paper to you or at least give you the general jist of it.
50) Eat stink bombs before french kissing.
51) Drive to work and walk back.
52) Ask to borrow a pencil, snap it infront of their face, then point at the car park and ask which one is theirs.
53) Wear socks on the outside of your shoes.
54) End all sentences with ".co.uk".
55) Play bagpipes in meetings.
56) Go to an interview, act like your the interviewer.
57) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
58) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
59) While riding an lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
60) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
61) Poke holes in the bottoms of all the styraphome coffee cups in the break room.
--
"Living" is dancing around in ur underwear,
"Laughing" is walking in on someone doing that &"Loving" is accepting ur friends for not knocking on the door first and the laughs that follow
Originally posted on the Area 51 Forum
1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL".
3. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.
4. You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other.
5. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out".
6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.
8. You have to get a 2d phone line just so you can call Pizza Hut.
9. You go into labour and you stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away.
10. You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.
11. You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, or complete sentences.
12. You have met over 100 AOLers.
13. You begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
14. When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!"
15. You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep.
16. You turn down the lights & close the blinds so people won't know you're on-line again.
17. You know more about your AOL friends' daily routines than you do your own spouses.
18. You find yourself lying to others about your time on-line & when they complain that your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook.
19. You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.
20. You would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much than the truth (online all night).
21. You change your screen names so much that you have to look at your own profile to see who you are.
22. Your kids are standing at your side saying, "Mommy, please come and cook" dinner and you would rather type another "LOL".
23. You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time.
24. You won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved.
25. Your dog leaves you.
26. You have to ask what year it is.
27. You write a letter like this.. "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well I gotta go bbl!"
28. You name your pets after people you talk to.
29. You smile sideways...
30. You sign on & immediately get 10 IMs from people who have you on their buddy list.
31. You look at an annoying person off-line & wish you had your ignore button handy.
32. You bring a bag lunch & a cooler to the computer.
33. Your significant other kisses your neck while you're chatting & you think "uh oh cyber sex perv".
34. You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours.
35. You use AOL lingo in everyday life (if you still have one he he he).
36. You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling.
37. Your buddy list has over 100 people on it.
38. Your worse comeback to a bully is "I'll slap ya w/a rubber chicken!"
39. You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get online before you have your first cup of coffee.
40. You have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake.
41. You have your computer set so it goes directly into AOL's welcome screen.
42. You don't know where the time has gone.
43. You end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while writing letters by hand.
44. You get up at 2am to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer instead.
45. You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.
46. You enter a room & 23 people greet you w/((hugs)) or **kisses**.
47. You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme.
48. Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n & I will TTYL".
49. You type faster than you think.
50. You got your psychiatrist addicted to AOL too & are now undergoing therapy in private rooms instead of at his office.
51. You want to be buried with your computer when it dies or vice versa.
52. You actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted.
53. You can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie.
54. People say, "If it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes & fingers, you would have been classified as a vegetable!"
55. You dream in "text".
56. Being called a Newbie is a "MAJOR" insult.
57. There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really bored.
58. You don't want to leave in case you miss something.
59. You double click your TV remote.
60. You can now type over 70wpm.
61. You think about starting a 12-step recovery group for AOL junkies.
62. You are on the phone a minute & need to do something else & say "BRB" or "BBL".
63. You check your Email and forget you have real mail aka snail mail.
64. You go into withdrawals during dinner.
65. You spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say goodbye to everyone in a room.
66. You stop speaking in full sentences.
67. You have gone into an unstaffed Tech Support room & ended up "giving" tech support to other AOLers.
68. You have to be pried from your computer by the "Jaws of Life".
69. You know what a "snert" is.
70. You set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted to check your mail" & while there you "just wanted to see who was online".
--
"Living" is dancing around in ur underwear,
"Laughing" is walking in on someone doing that &"Loving" is accepting ur friends for not knocking on the door first and the laughs that follow
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"Living" is dancing around in ur underwear,
"Laughing" is walking in on someone doing that &"Loving" is accepting ur friends for not knocking on the door first and the laughs that follow
to your life ??
nope...
i dont think so
so did you recognize me??
its just i want to tell you
its the end
you are not the person who
i used to know
you are new strange person
i dont know you anymore
im sure you do recognize me now
i apologize for what i said but
its the truth
you will not be in my life
but you will be always in my heart
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